Hullooo zeeba!

I like how my apartment is just across the way from the zoo.
I look out the front window, and there it is.
Hullo zeeba neighba!
I think it's kind of odd, though, that the zoo sells beer.
So odd, that i didn't believe when i heard this.
But I checked, and they do.
Really expensive beer, right there.
Also, I think it's kind of odd that the zoo sells shot glasses.
So odd, that I wouldn't have believed that either.
Someone bought me a monkey shot glass, so I guess I have to.

I thought zoos were for kids!
Apparently they are also for getting hammered.
Who knew.


Zeeba!

Oh snap!

You ever have one of those moments where the eggs you bought aren't in the fridge, and you can't remember if you left them at the store or if they've been sitting around in your apartment for the last couple days?

It's scary, let me tell you.