Mental notes

Dear Self,

Please do not lock yourself outside at 12:30 in the morning with no one home to let you in. Especially not if you're decked out in cycling clothes for a midnight ride because, while aerodynamics and moisture wicking are great qualities, you will look like a bit of a weirdo if anyone sees you standing out there like a little lost puppy. In any case, we are not a fan of breaking into our own apartment.

Sincerely yours,

Marcus